P's new "slippers"

So a friend of mine has taken up a new hobby of sewing mama pads. She may or may not be starting up a new business. Either way she wanted some testers to determine best design, washability, etc. She she dropped some by in a cute little bag. H decided since it was a cute little bag it must be a present for him. He crawls over and digs right in. First he tried to tear them apart; anything he's associated with must have maximum durability rating. They passed. Then after flipping them around a few times, settled on hats. He piled them on his head and moved around with them flopping around his ears. P thought all of this was hilarious! She laughed at all the silly things he was doing with them. She must have thought he was ridiculous. Finally she announced that he obviously didn't know what they were for and snatched them away. P promptly snapped one to each foot. She performed her world famous model walk while declaring her love for her new slippers! That was a couple of months ago... this morning I noticed that a few are missing. I absolutely MUST check the show and tell bag prior to school starting!